Smart Fetish finely finished wood furniture, once touched, will draw your touch back to linger over its luxuriant feel.

So smooth, so sleek, so solid and satisfying it begs to be rubbed over your naked flesh.

Three coats of oil stain and six coats of premium furniture wax, all hand rubbed ensure our Fetish Furniture has this quality.

Our designs are also ergonomic in ingeniously perverted ways. Angle, contour and dimension combine to facilitate access and exposure while still providing maximum comfort and support.

Using purpose built equipment leaves you free to focus energies to the sex and fun of it.

At Smart Fetish we are zealous supporters of
“Better living through sexual fun and games”.

In this hectic, modern world “Playtime” is too precious to squander any of it messing with gear instead of partners.

Our gear is intended to protect your valuable “Playtime” and enhance your enjoyment through design, innovation and specifications from people who know what it’s used for.

Uncompromising refinement through rigorous field testing by demanding users, long-time practitioners and novices both, brings you equipment that is sturdy and versatile while retaining a sensual beauty that invites hard use.

All of our products are custom made. They are designed to enhance and extend your play by making it safer, more productive and more comfortable.

The Claw
	Totally portable three legged suspension device $ 1200.00 CDN To order contact Dave@smartfetish.com
The Smart Gate
	Free Standing Geodesic Arch $ 800.00 CDN To order contact Dave@smartfetish.com
	The truly portable St. Andrew’s cross.  We hit this one dead on.  The cross-pinioned X configuration of this St. Andrew style provides a classic standing spread-eagle with either front or backside out. $ 400.00 CDN Click here for more details and photos To order contact Dave@smartfetish.com
ANDRE - The Cross
	Scaled up with broader, longer boards Andre is for bigger people or bigger presentations. Some portability is traded for bulk; his packages being about a foot longer and proportionally bulkier and heavier than his sister’s. The assembly however is identical. As is the presentation. $ 600.00 CDN Click here for more details and photos To order contact Dave@smartfetish.com
	Our first Institutional piece, the Caning Bench was conceived and engineered to convey the utilitarian attitude of efficient discipline from the “Learn to the tune of the Hickory Stick” era | $ 400.00 CDN Click here for more details and photos To order contact Dave@smartfetish.com
	Most of the traditionally adored spanking positions are better achieved bent over common household furniture (chair, couch, bed, table etc) than with special purpose equipment.  One notable exception is position five: knees apart, face on the floor, ass in the air. The Mini Spanker was created to reinforce this position. $ 120.00 CDN Click here for more details and photos To order contact Dave@smartfetish.com